If I were a month, I’d be April.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be the moments just before sleep.
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a sea urchin (bad-assed and hard to eat).
If I were a direction, I’d be North, always staring straight ahead.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a comfy bed.
If I were a liquid, I’d be perfume.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a diamond or sapphire.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Eucalyptus tree, so I'll smell nice.
If I were a tool, I’d be a makeup brush.
If I were a flower, I’d be an rose.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a light Spring shower.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a cello.
If I were a color, I’d be pink.
If I were an emotion, I’d be Happiness.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a strawberry.
If I were a sound, I’d be a giggle.
If I were an element, I’d be air.
If I were a car, I’d be any type of convertible.
If I were a food, I’d be sweet cupcake.
If I were a place, I’d be a lavender field.
If I were a material, I’d be silk or tulle.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like nutella.
If I were a scent, I’d be freshly brewed coffee.
If I were an animal, I’d be a bird, so I can randomly poop on people.hehe
If I were an object, I’d be a pair of glasses and help someone see.
If I were a body part, I’d be the pinky.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a blush.
If I were a song, I’d be "Let's get out of this Country" by Camera Obscura.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be high high heels.
